There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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