god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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