The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
