but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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