they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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