I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i think i have two assholes
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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