so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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