explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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