I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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