normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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