so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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