I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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