The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
