I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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