But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Help. Why am I so naked?
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