now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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