it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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