i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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