Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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