Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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