She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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