Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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