i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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