whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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