Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Randomize
