The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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