Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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