this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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