I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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