sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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