did you get engaged???
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just threw up on my dentist
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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