dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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