He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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