what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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