Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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