Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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