capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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