I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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