I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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