But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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