your thong is hanging out like whoa
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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