just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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