my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You ate ashes out of my bong
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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