i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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