I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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