doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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