Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
