i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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