I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
