If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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